Fraser River Wines - Newsletter & Specials
April 1, 2010

Bumper Sticker

Specials

2009 Limited Editions

Limited Edition Wine Groups

Wine Humor

Website & Facebook

Worth Pondering

 

April Newsletter

Dear Customer,

Well , we survived "work rehab" in Arizona. I think B.C. Medical should cover 1 month "work rehab" for everyone in the province who works. I'm sure it would make the other 11 months of the year much more productive. The most important thing I learned was don't go looking for golfballs off the fairways because they really do have rattlesnakes in Arizona, and I have the picture to prove it. Thanks, as always, to Kathy and Sharon for holding down the fort and keeping everything running smoothly. Glad Kathy is back. 

April is our Annual Cooler, Cider and Beer Sale Month. This year, again, will be a mix and match of all these products. Make 1 and receive 50% off(kit only) your second batch. Remember you can make any 2 of the 3 products and receive 50% saving.  

 Bumper Sticker

"I can handle any crisis. I have children."

Specials 

Value Quality(5 week) 

WHITE

California Trinity White

 RED

California Trinity Red

 

Premium Quality(7 week) 

WHITE

Luna Bianca

 Italian Pinot Grigio

RED

 South African Pinotage

2009 Limited Editions

The April Limited Edition (Italian Brunello) is now in stock and ready to be made by those of you who ordered them. There are still Limited Editions from January, February and March that have not been made. Please stop by and get them started as soon as possible 

I have ordered about 10 extras of each for those of you who forgot to order or wish to try one. They will be sold on a first come basis. Remember these must be started as soon as possible as I have already paid for these kits.  Thanks for your understanding.

Limited Edition Wine Groups

We have customers looking for other wine makers who would like to form a LIMITED EDITION wine group to share wines. If you would like to have a variety of wines please give us a call for more information at 604-820-9463.

Wine Humor

Ralph and Charlie were a couple of Newfie drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Gander, Newfoundland. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hanger with nothing to do.

Ralph said,"Man I wish we had something to drink!"

Charlie says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and geta buzz. You wanna try it?"So they pour themselves a couple off glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The nexy morning Ralph wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels great! No hangover! No bad side effects! Nothing! Then the phone rings...

It's Charlie. 

Charlie says," Hey, how do you feel this morning?"

'I feel great. How about you?"

Charlie says, "I feel great too. You don't have a hangover?"

Ralph says," Nope, that jet fuel is great stuff. No hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."

Charlie says," Yeah, well there's just one thing. Have you farted yet?"

"No.."

"Well don't. I'm in Thunder Bay!!!!!!!"

 

Thanks to Nick and Viv Munroe for our monthly humor. 

Website & Facebook

I know I have told everyone about our new website(www.fraserriverwines.com) but for those of you who missed the news please check it out. Also we would love to have you as a fan on our facebooksite. You can become one by clicking on the facebook icon on our website home page. 

Worth Pondering

"The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which never means loosing your enthusiasm.".............Aldous Huxley

 

"Have a Great April

 

John, Kathy & Sharon   

 

 

 

 

Fraser River Wines - tel: 604.820.9463 - fraserriverwines.com
Suite 8 32851 London Ave, Mission, BC, V2V 6M7